He looks like a man of the woods, but works at The Nerdery, programming for a healthy salary and benefits. His backpack carries a MacBook Air, but looks like it should carry a lumberjack’s axe.Actually, I was feeling a little bit lumber-metrosexual-something this week because I laundered my sawyer's chaps.
The oil-filler cap fell out last week, and bar oil went all over my left leg. You expect oil on your chaps, but this particular big oil stain embarrassed me. Also, I had to pay $7 for a brand new Stihl cap at Bubba's TrueValue hardware.
The MetroJack has even been seen wearing pieces inspired from mountaineering. He might be wearing a Patagonia heritage jacket, or some technical Cordura nylon pants that look great in the low light of the bar, but also provide protection from a chain-saw blade [sic].If these dudes start wearing Kevlar chaps, though, you can color me surprised.
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You gotta get close enough to smell them. If they don't smell like chain saw exhaust they're not the real thing.
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