tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post6001101903369680849..comments2024-02-27T11:26:39.655-07:00Comments on Southern Rockies Nature Blog: New Mexico BarbieChas S. Cliftonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00923547685265741325noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post-2804418042772462822008-08-20T05:45:00.000-06:002008-08-20T05:45:00.000-06:00RANCHO SANTA FE BARBIE - She comes with an assortm...RANCHO SANTA FE BARBIE - She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired Afghan dog named Honey, and a multi-million-dollar home. Available with or without tummy-tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.<BR/>-----------------------<BR/>Stellathomas<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.drugtreatments.com/new-mexico" REL="nofollow">New Mexico Drug Treatment</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post-27335591227824818502008-03-17T22:01:00.000-06:002008-03-17T22:01:00.000-06:00Way too funny, particularly the Los Alamos additio...Way too funny, particularly the Los Alamos addition. I think the Nob Hill edition is a bit behind the times, though. Lots of hipsters and yuppies around there now.mdmnmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00191436711956580423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post-89180182561450652862008-03-17T21:45:00.000-06:002008-03-17T21:45:00.000-06:00You just had to go and poke my weird button, didn'...You just had to go and poke my <A HREF="http://www.atomicnerds.com/?p=318" REL="nofollow">weird button</A>, didn't you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post-39140019347698199442008-03-17T12:30:00.000-06:002008-03-17T12:30:00.000-06:00OK, you got it. *exit singing*Quantum foam,Take me...OK, you got it. <BR/><BR/>*exit singing*<BR/><BR/>Quantum foam,<BR/>Take me home ....Chas S. Cliftonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923547685265741325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post-83864633472677674322008-03-17T11:10:00.000-06:002008-03-17T11:10:00.000-06:00Los Alamos Barbie's hair appears to have been styl...Los Alamos Barbie's hair appears to have been styled and maintained by the dog groomer. She comes with an assortment of textbooks, and one Esoteric Hobby Kit ranging from stargazing to shark diving. Los Alamos Barbie has three choices of car, either a Subaru, Volvo or Saab. None of these choices will go as fast as any other Barbie's car, as Los Alamos Barbie cannot find the gas pedal with both feet, a map, a team of sherpas, and a "Best of Riverdance" video. Unique among Barbies, Los Alamos Barbie often comes with the optional child accessory, availible in either the Nervous Wreck Overachiever, or the Chronically Unenthused Slacker variants. Los Alamos Ken looks suspiciously like Taos Ken with his birkenstocks, hiking shorts, and extremely silly hat, but is distinguishable by the addition of socks to the sandals and by wearing a dress shirt in some state of dishevelment rather than a tie-dye tshirt. Those mistaking Los Alamos Ken for Taos Ken frequently find themselves on the receiveing end of a three hour "discussion" on the non-linear equations governing meteorology, string theory, self-balancing binary tree algorithms, and of course nuclear energy no matter what his actual field is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post-38339090301504461462008-03-16T19:15:00.000-06:002008-03-16T19:15:00.000-06:00Let's see ... does she come with a PhD from Stanfo...Let's see ... does she come with a PhD from Stanford, a Volvo (?) station wagon, and a 12-foot shelf of SF novels?<BR/><BR/>Ken cannot be shown, because he is in mourning for Gary Gygax.Chas S. Cliftonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923547685265741325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post-69882640665470738602008-03-16T19:10:00.000-06:002008-03-16T19:10:00.000-06:00I did my damndest to come up with Los Alamos Barbi...I did my damndest to come up with Los Alamos Barbie, but in a town where the only thing most folks have in common is higher education and raging eccentricity, I was forced to give up.<BR/><BR/>The only thing I could come up with is that Los Alamos Barbie comes packaged inside the Laboratory accessory, and if you ever want to play with her you'll need power tools to remove her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post-56370428035627841902008-03-16T18:51:00.000-06:002008-03-16T18:51:00.000-06:00But this SO New Mexico...Ought to ask Labrat and S...But this SO New Mexico...<BR/><BR/>Ought to ask Labrat and Stingray at Atomic Nerds about Los Alamos Barbie-- though I doubt a female evo- biologist with good tattoos would be typical.Steve Bodiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14434597061701369867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post-86771359062628169122008-03-16T12:44:00.000-06:002008-03-16T12:44:00.000-06:00And so they do. I wonder which came first. Barbie ...And so they do. I wonder which came first. Barbie is just such a wonderful cultural template.Chas S. Cliftonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923547685265741325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6321070.post-62112276066278949562008-03-15T23:32:00.000-06:002008-03-15T23:32:00.000-06:00There a collection like this for a bunch of differ...There a collection like this for a bunch of different states. And yes, they recycle phrases...http://www.darkendeavors.com/boulder_lout/59.aspJamison Parkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05098515773783515525noreply@blogger.com