Updating the list of things that Fisher the Chessie has eaten:
• Two excellent Colorado-grown organic melons
• A motel-sized bar of soap (not the first)
• Apples
Clearly, he is in touch with his feral roots.
But he has a new nickname. Thanks to his unceasing greed, he is now also known as "Blago."
You've thrown everything at him, but you were only able to convict him on one charge, Chas. Fisher doesn't deserve such abuse. You've had it out for him since he was a puppy.
ReplyDeleteWith a nickname like "Blago" it's a wonder you're not feeding him soap!
ReplyDeleteChas, are you trying to scare me?
ReplyDeleteI think Jason has the "lawyer for the defense" tone down perfectly. He was framed! After all, isn't there a collie in the house?
ReplyDeleteThe collie would never touch soap (so to speak).
ReplyDeleteDo not ask about ch*ck*ens.