¶ "Wind-turbine syndrome" — on its way to becoming a diagnosis.
¶ Colorado, where you can't bank your legal marijuana money, but you can defend it with firearms.
¶ "Dead zone" is putting it a little strongly, but yes, if you live in the mountains (or parts of the prairie) the ambulance is thirty minutes away. So is the fire engine and the deputy sheriff. Have a plan and hope for the best?
¶ Now this is truly a "sportive dackel." (Literary reference.)