March 02, 2006

How to stop a dog from barking

C.W. Fisher offers (or swipes from a book author) some advice on how to stop a dog from barking.

It's good advice, from someone who knows the truth about doggy nature:

A pack of dogs is not the same as a dog or two. There's always a top dog, and the more dogs they top, the more power they have. They can say therefore: "We're pooping in the bathroom now!" Or "It's the smelly cat girl! Kill her!" or "Either move your ass or get off the goddam bed."

And then the commenters get started. Talk about pack behavior!


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