So I am here at the ASLE conference, down as far in the South as I have been in some years, and I meet at a reception a man from a local anti-
kudzu group called
Knock Out Kudzu.
When I told him about the kudzu-infested farm in SE Missouri that my sister once owned, he seemed a little skeptical. (Joke: She bought it in the summer, and when winter came, discovered a couple of more small outbuildings that had been lost in the kudzu growth.) Maybe her place
was the northernmost outpost of kudzu, I don't really know.
Knock Out Kudzu is all about removing the stuff through mechanical means without using herbicides and letting the native vegetation come up in its place. Good for them. May they flourish like ... uh, kudzu.
I wish tamarisk control were as easy. When I mentioned
tamarisk, his face was blank. Regional differences. But when I talked to a Californian, she countered with eucalyptus (water-sucking fire hazard), so we at least had an understanding. (Tamarisk sucks water and makes its soil saltier.)
Mistakenly, I once thought that tamarisk could be blamed on
Frank Meyer, but apparently it arrived in the American Southwest several generations earlier. But we can blame him for Russian olive infestations
now considered partners in crime with tamarisk when it comes to ruining native biological diversity.
If the native-plants advocates want to lose all of their genteel garden club image, they could start an annual holiday on which Frank Meyer is burned in effigy, like
Guy Fawkes in England. Banners could proclaim, "American Vegetation Does Not Need Improving," or something like that. And in the South they could burn
Channing Cope, feeding the blaze with kudzu vines.
Just a thought.