August 21, 2010

More Things that Fisher Has Eaten

Updating the list of things that Fisher the Chessie has eaten:

• Two excellent Colorado-grown organic melons
• A motel-sized bar of soap (not the first)
• Apples

Clearly, he is in touch with his feral roots.

But he has a new nickname. Thanks to his unceasing greed, he is now also known as "Blago."


jason said...

You've thrown everything at him, but you were only able to convict him on one charge, Chas. Fisher doesn't deserve such abuse. You've had it out for him since he was a puppy.

Anonymous said...

With a nickname like "Blago" it's a wonder you're not feeding him soap!

Holly Heyser said...

Chas, are you trying to scare me?

mdmnm said...

I think Jason has the "lawyer for the defense" tone down perfectly. He was framed! After all, isn't there a collie in the house?

Chas S. Clifton said...

The collie would never touch soap (so to speak).

Do not ask about ch*ck*ens.