Updating the list of things that Fisher the Chessie has eaten:
• Two excellent Colorado-grown organic melons
• A motel-sized bar of soap (not the first)
• Apples
Clearly, he is in touch with his feral roots.
But he has a new nickname. Thanks to his unceasing greed, he is now also known as "Blago."
5 comments:
You've thrown everything at him, but you were only able to convict him on one charge, Chas. Fisher doesn't deserve such abuse. You've had it out for him since he was a puppy.
With a nickname like "Blago" it's a wonder you're not feeding him soap!
Chas, are you trying to scare me?
I think Jason has the "lawyer for the defense" tone down perfectly. He was framed! After all, isn't there a collie in the house?
The collie would never touch soap (so to speak).
Do not ask about ch*ck*ens.
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