January 12, 2012

A Blogger's Temptation

With departure for the SHOT Show only days away, my inbox is filling up with news about a military contractor's new .50 BMG sniper rifle or the chance to meet "Mr. Predator" himself.

Maybe the trick is just to take everything written about the recent Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas and recycle it, just switching the names.
The first thing I notice every year when I settle into a hotel at CES SHOT Show is that no matter how fancy the hotel, the tap water smells like eggs.
I would start with this.

4 comments:

Midwest Chick said...

Too funny! Just prepare for sensory overload....

Sarah said...

sensory overload is right!! also: having cleaned both men's and women's bathrooms in the FOE, I say that the men's was dirtier-shit and piss everywhere and that was on a daily basis. Equal usage, too.

Heather Houlahan said...

You cannot screw a polychoke onto a dog's nose...

Mark Coleman said...

Never been to Vegas but if I went, this would be the occasion. Didn't know the water smelled like eggs. Enjoy.