The Fancy Dog Who Never Walked the Walk

A wonderful little tempest in a dog dish: It was claimed that the winner of Britain's major dog show completed a 140-mile walk in order to show that show dogs were healthy dogs.

The official press release, put out by the Kennel Club in conjunction with Jilly's Jolly Jaunt, was entitled "...Crufts champion walks 130 miles for charity".

Only she did not do it. A body double was used.

Scandal! But it was for charity! How could you say such awful mean things, you awful mean blogger?