But this is the part that made me smile:
Oregon Department of Agriculture Director Katy Coba issued a statement about the sabotage."High-value plants"? You mean no one has ever raided a cannabis plantation before? But that was governmental uprooting, so it doesn't count.
“To my knowledge, this is the first time someone has deliberately taken the cowardly step of uprooting high value plants growing in our state."
• A claim about Bigfoot DNA shot down by lab testing. Bigfoot researcher offers convoluted rebuttal. (Why does this remind me of the pro-Anna Anderson camp's arguments after the DNA analysis showed that she was not the Grand Duchess Anastasia of Russia?)
• Does your rabbit have a disaster plan?