Socorro Barbie: Now an occasional tour guide to the Trinity Site, she comes with a roadhouse music CD and a waitress uniform. Favorite pastime is to park out by the Very Large Array, drink, and get nostalgic or regretful depending on circumstances. Optional Ford Ranger pickup and Barbie Dream Quonset available.
Los Alamos Barbie: This Barbie is a homemaker who makes Martha Stewart look lazy. Head of the PTA
and the carpool driver to all after school events. Comes with a maxed-out Hobby
Lobby credit card, a Dodge Caravan, and your choice of either Workaholic Ken
or Pussywhipped Ken. Used to be classified, but was mistakenly
leaked a few years ago.
Española Barbie: This
recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, bowie knife, ‘78 El Camino
with tinted windows, and a DIY meth-lab kit. El Camino may be traded at any
time for a Chevy lowrider. This model is only available after dark and can only
be bought with cash, preferably small bills. Unless you are a cop. Then we
don't know what you are talking about. Hairspray and fake fingernails sold
Read the rest.
Earlier models here.