March 31, 2010

And Now a Word from Professor Carter

No, not the ex-president, but Prof. Ronald Carter of the Life Sciences Department at Miskatonic University, speaking of the guinea worm.

"The guinea worm, ladies and gentleman, presents conclusive evidence for the theory of Intelligent Design.

"We must remember, however, that it is not Intelligent Design for us."


Midwest Chick said...

The first time I heard about these, I was driving with my sister and she was looking through a medical book on parasites. Creeped me out then, creeps me out now. Only thing creepier is the loa loa filariasis eye worm.

jason said...

Miskatonic--I'm surprised he wasn't talking about the dreaded cthulu worm.

off topic: we may go shooting next weekend-weather permitting.