June 04, 2010

If Conversation Lags while Duck Hunting . . .

... as you are gazing at the horizon, mention the first recorded incident of homosexual necrophilia among mallard ducks.

After the inevitable wisecracks, mention that it's now an unofficial holiday in the Netherlands: Dead Duck Day, June 5.

Perhaps the Chinese restaurants are promoting it, as the end of this Boing Boing post might suggest.

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