|Snowblower idling while I take a picture.|
Delivery driver: Good morning, I have a delivery here from the Department of Snow for Chas Clifton.
Me: That's me. Did I order this?
Driver, holding out electronic box: It's your snow that was supposed to have been delivered in 2010. Sorry 'bout that. We do our best. Just sign here. Bye now, have a nice day.
Me, thoughtfully: I hope I have enough gas for the snowblower.
They have been late before.