January 31, 2009

Ve haf vays of knowing who vas pooping und vhere!

A German town wants DNA samples from all local dogs so it can fine owners when their pets foul public spaces.

"We have to do something," added the mayor. "The stink is really awful at times." The baroque eastern city of Dresden contemplated introducing a simple genetic test for the 12,000 dogs registered in it a few years ago but dropped the idea on the grounds of costs and bureaucracy.


1 comment:

Holly Heyser said...

Irresistable headline!